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Captains Log- Germany so far. 

My trip to Germany has been wonderful so far. On the plane and in the airport in New York I had horrible Diarrhea. During Dinner service on the plane the flight attendent asked me if I wanted chicken or Salad. I said Chicken, she said they were out of chicken.  A drunk guy in Frankfurt was trying to get me to give him money. He kept touching my pocket and saying ” I hear the money” One time he accidentally touched my penis. 

My first day out I decided to explore frankfurt and Wiesboden.. It rained harder then I have ever seen before. So that night an Italian bar tender found my stories about my day funny so he decided to get me loaded„ and day three Im too hungover to do anything.