ct sucks

I like tall chicks but this is redic….. photo shopped??? 

sniff sniff

The LFL isnt going to play this year :-( RIP LINGERIE Football league.. AKA best thing ever

Not impressed.. But I am impressed on how quickly she turned me down for a date on plentyoffish

100% American

nice…seems legit

this guy knows whats up

swag

having see through hands is the worst super power ever

pretty awesome…. BTW Why do people come to work sick…. assholes.

Hate when you work so hard for something for months and then something comes and wipes all that hard work away…. Got a virus on my pc last night that wiped out all my porn…….But this makes me feel better….

Someone today told me he was going to a shindig tonight???? I hate that word. It is borderline ok when girls use it but guys who call an event a shindig also call a vagina a “whats that”

If someone catches you staring blankly into space & asks you what you’re looking at, shush them & whisper “ghost porn.”

SWAG