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Well today started out like most of my work days, with a shower. My neighbor’s bathroom is next to mine on the other side of the wall. Whenever I hear her toilet flush and I am taking a shower I get nervous. Today I thought I smelled something and decided to  try to sniff the water coming down on me as I showered. Doing this caused me to basically waterboard myself. After that I decided to stop at a gas station for a pack of smokes. The total came to $7.16. I gave the lady eight single dollars. She looked at them, gasp and said under her breath…” Oh Man”…. As if counting eight dollars was one of the toughest challenges in her 30 year life.

On a side note I really hate the NBA. Not only is basketball a dumb sport but .. well it’s a dumb sport. Why did the lockout have to end? I was looking forward to 20-30 new rappers hitting the market and a “Kazaam” or two being released.…..