ct sucks

Does Match.com work, because this is what okcupid recommends for me

Ready for the weekend

my parents

haha smart cat

badass and awesome at the same time

reblog if you are awesome

Hate when you work so hard for something for months and then something comes and wipes all that hard work away…. Got a virus on my pc last night that wiped out all my porn…….But this makes me feel better….

Someone today told me he was going to a shindig tonight???? I hate that word. It is borderline ok when girls use it but guys who call an event a shindig also call a vagina a “whats that”

the pledge

Happy Holidays….

Little rant. Love when girls post how much they love Chris Brown. Thats like an orange praising a juicer or a watermelon loving gallagher…..

watch the mail for a “save the date” for my cats baptism

Happy Holidays

” No one ever asked me what I wanted” - Santa sucide note

This is so true. I have noticed it..

Anyways just saw an advert in the paper saying  bras & panties are 20% off this week.. ladies come to my house and they will be 100% off…

Gangsta ass cat (lobos washington)

bad ass

If someone catches you staring blankly into space & asks you what you’re looking at, shush them & whisper “ghost porn.”