Posts tagged dane cook

I have decided that I am going to grow a mustache. People don’t take me serious enough. Example…. I asked two of my co workers to write down who they think are the top 5 worst comedians of all time…. I did the same.

Co Worker 1 (hippy) answer= I don’t know any comedians

Co Worker 2 (dick) answer=

1.    Dane Cook

2.    Cook, Dane

3.    Mr. Dane Cook

4.    Mister Dane Cook

5.    Mr. Cook, Dane

Although I agree with him here are my picks from least sucky (yet still sucky) to all out porn star quality suck

5- Carlos Mencia.. He was funny when he was stealing other comedians jokes…I will give him that.

4- Nick Cannon- You should probably be lower on this list but I dont feel like editing it

3- Carrot Top- Gallagher wannabe……Roided up…. Its hard to be worse of a comedian then this guy… which makes our top two so special.

2- NORM MCDONALD- No idea how he EVER got on tv. I would rather have a Turkish Diplomat finger my asshole then listen or see this guy.

1- DANE COOK- I dare someone to find a funny clip of Dane Cook online. It would take you years..maybe a lifetime of searching, because it does NOt exist….This man is horrible. They should play Dane Cook skits to people in gitmo…(CIA you can use this advice) or to animals in zoos they want to off themselves.

More Advice. Girls stop tanning so damn much. I’m not a racist, but I really don’t like orange women…..