Its 7 Am and I cant think of a better time to write about how stupid Miami is. Besides the fact its on a beach ( beaches are for idiots, we came out of the ocean millions of years ago, no need to go back in or near it) it’s sports fans are the worst in the History of sports. The Heat barely sell out playoff games(sometimes dont) , As seen above its collge football team get amazing crowds on opening weekend and its baseball team set the record for lowest attendence for a team in a new ball park ever.. Congrates.

The mick letting it rip

I love hearing baseball players excuses when they get busted for roids or HGH… Ryan Braun… make me proud….

ps- Carrot top is still funnier than Dane Cook…..