January 2012
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I DID P90X and my penis shrunk………….
Well today started out like most of my work days, with a shower. My neighbor’s bathroom is next to mine on the other side of the wall. Whenever I hear her toilet flush and I am taking a shower I get nervous. Today I thought I smelled something and decided to try to sniff the water coming down on me as I showered. Doing this caused me to basically waterboard myself. After that I decided to stop...
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Worst comedian of all time
I have decided that I am going to grow a mustache. People don’t take me serious enough. Example…. I asked two of my co workers to write down who they think are the top 5 worst comedians of all time…. I did the same.
Co Worker 1 (hippy) answer= I don’t know any comedians
Co Worker 2 (dick) answer=
1. Dane Cook
2. Cook, Dane
3. Mr. Dane Cook
4. Mister Dane...
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funny post
TRUE
Dont diss the facial hair
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Has everyone kept their New Years resolution so far??? Fun Fact= Candy cigarettes are a gateway drug to rock candy.. banned in the state of Connecticut in 2003 along with the freedom to keep town records kept where liquor is sold…………