ct sucks
August 2011
29 posts
Just lost another tumblr follower. I am going to start unfollowing people in real life. In fact the courts demand it!!!!
Stop following and unfollowing to get more followers…
Seven "wonders" of the world
This should be a Wonder of the world. It was made in 1406, in the Swiss Alps.
Now looking at the picture you wouldn’t be able to tell that I made up that statistic. I have no idea when it was made or where it is. I don’t need to. You know why? … because it looks awesome. It looks much more awesome then the Seven “wonders” of the world. The only thing they make me wonder is why they are so lame.
Take Christ the Redeemer for example. You’re walking around Brazil all day, looking at sexy women, beautiful beaches and the ocean. Then you look up and see a stupid statue of Jesus looking like he’s about to bungee jump off of a mountain. Very impressive Brazil, your women are poverty at its best,but your “wonder” of the world sucks.
The “Great” wall of China is also retarded. I’ll give you it was nice of China to give poor people something to do for so long. But it only worked for about 3 years before enemies realized they could simply walk around it, swim around it and eventually fly over it. Good Job China, stick to fireworks and beating up Georgetown basketball players.
The last one I will write about is the Taj Mahal.. The only thing that would impress me in India is having a building that didn’t smell like shit. That would be a wonder.
All in all there are about 45 “7 Wonders of The World” . Depending on who you ask. Each of them more stupid than the last
the worst place on earth, the gym
I hate the Gym. Its full of old naked men in the locker room and heavy objects on the floor.For some reason when I woke up this morning my mind forgot that. Not sure if it was the 5 on 1 I gave myself the night before or the terrible nights sleep, but for some reason my mind was like ” Hey go to the gym, it will be fun”. So I decided to go. This for me never ends well. Its my equivalent of drunk driving. So I pull up to the gym, its raining out so I “jog” to the door. Open it. Get one step in and slip on the rubber mat by the door in front of everyone. It was my record, it usually takes me more than 5 minutes to make an ass out of myself in the gym, today it took 3.2 seconds.
Women and Fighting
be cooler if they fought over me…
