Complain in the winter that it is to cold… I don’t do that. Does snow suck. YES. Does ice suck. YES. Do I suck. NO. But do I like laying in bed dripping of
Winters easy. Your cold, throw on some clothes. You can wear as much as you want in winter and no one says anything.People look ridicules in winter and no one says a thing. Plus in winter you don’t have to deal with the worlds biggest dickhead…. THE SUN. Oh how me and the sun have wars.. This year I thought I beat the sun though. Since I am PALE I burn easy. So I figured that I would do a thing called spray tanning this year. This way my skin looks darker so I wont burn as easy and I can sit inside all I want and still not be a ghost like figure. So what did I do.. I “beat” the sun. But 5 minutes into my victory the Sun took back the battle. I had just got done with my spray tan when the women doing it suggested that I go into a tanning booth for 4 minutes to dry up and add a little extra “darkness” . I, of course, got spray tanned in the skimpiest underwear known to man, a fact that didn’t cross my mind for about 5 minutes. The lady said I could leave my stuff in the back room where the spray tans where done as no one else was in there. The tanning booth I was to enter was in the front of the store. I didn’t think anything of it, no one was in there. Oh how life can change in 4-5 minutes. So I walk up in my underwear, do my tanning in a spaceship like tanner, it was a little weird but whatever. 4 minutes later the timmer goes off and the machine shuts off. No big deal right. Now this is about 4 o’clock on a thursday. Right about the time EVERY SINGLE TEENAGE GIRL in town gets off school and decides to go get a tan for the upcoming holiday weekend. I didn’t think anything of it. I finish my tan, walk out to what I think is an empty room in my skimpy underwear, and sure enough, 4 or 5 teenage blondes standing right there.. not to mention a random dude, 2 cute 20 something girls and someones father… FML.. U win again sun!!!!! but this war isnt over….