Today I thought I actually made it… I had what I thought was a million dollar idea. It is to invent a device that scans your penis and tells you what gender you are…. problem is it will cost to much to make :-(
You know whats cool about not having power? NOTHING. Thats right, NOTHING I feel like I live in the wild west during the early 1800’s, except I don’t have a cool pistol holster. Thank baby Jesus my job has power and I am able to charge my cell phone, I have no idea where they charged them in the 1800’s…..
The storm hit CT, New York, MA and other states. All these states have power except CT. CT is the size of a fucking postage stamp, yet it takes them 2-3 times longer than real states to restore power. WTF.
You ever have that one guy who is way to nice to you. Whats the first thing you assume? I always assume he wants my moan maker. Yeah, it’s 5 1/2 inches long but it smells like a foot. Who wouldn’t want it. But Guys, before thinking a dude is hitting on you, ask yourself one very important question:
Could he just be Canadian?
Canada is ok if you like nice people, clean cities, open minded people and hardly any crime. Being an American I don’t see the big deal in all of this. :-) I went there two years ago and actually enjoyed it. Toronto is very nice and just to clear things up for the Americans, Canadians heads are connected,Unlike in Southpark, where 90 percent of Americans gain their knowledge of Canada. They don’t have an accent which sucks. The only thing different really in the people is that I didn’t see anyone up there that could give a whale a run for it’s money weight wise. Well When I first got there I thought every Canadian was or looked Asian or Middle Eastern. I some how got lost in the City of Toronto and was driving around looking for a hotel. Thats all that ran them.. Same in gas stations. So ended up finding a “motel”. I finally found out the difference in a hotel and motel. A Motel is for poor ass people like myself. So the whole first night I don’t think I saw, what we would assume, is a Canadian. Point of the blog… Assumptions will get you butt raped….or not in many cases