October 2011
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funny christmas cards
I love Christmas time… feel free to send me your addy for this years silly xmas card
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the most I've ever gotten on a first date was 3...
Its hard to find girls to date in Connecticut. …..UGH Life gave me shit, So don’t even complain about your fucking lemons.
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You ever have that one guy who is way to nice to you. Whats the first thing you assume? I always assume he wants my moan maker. Yeah, it’s 5 1/2 inches long but it smells like a foot. Who wouldn’t want it. But Guys, before thinking a dude is hitting on you, ask yourself one very important question: Could he just be Canadian? Canada is ok if you like nice people, clean cities, open...
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Blog truth
I hate when I am about to eat a salad and some goat clit I work with says ” Oh eating healthy today”. No…. but I see your still being a D-bag today. It’s annoying, can’t a person just eat a salad without being associated with being healthy. I drink beer 7 out of 7 nights a week and smoke cigs..But in your mind I am standing up to bad health by eating a salad. That...
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