You ever have that one guy who is way to nice to you. Whats the first thing you assume? I always assume he wants my moan maker. Yeah, it’s 5 1/2 inches long but it smells like a foot. Who wouldn’t want it. But Guys, before thinking a dude is hitting on you, ask yourself one very important question:
Could he just be Canadian?
Canada is ok if you like nice people, clean cities, open minded people and hardly any crime. Being an American I don’t see the big deal in all of this. :-) I went there two years ago and actually enjoyed it. Toronto is very nice and just to clear things up for the Americans, Canadians heads are connected,Unlike in Southpark, where 90 percent of Americans gain their knowledge of Canada. They don’t have an accent which sucks. The only thing different really in the people is that I didn’t see anyone up there that could give a whale a run for it’s money weight wise. Well When I first got there I thought every Canadian was or looked Asian or Middle Eastern. I some how got lost in the City of Toronto and was driving around looking for a hotel. Thats all that ran them.. Same in gas stations. So ended up finding a “motel”. I finally found out the difference in a hotel and motel. A Motel is for poor ass people like myself. So the whole first night I don’t think I saw, what we would assume, is a Canadian. Point of the blog… Assumptions will get you butt raped….or not in many cases
I hate when I am about to eat a salad and some goat clit I work with says ” Oh eating healthy today”. No…. but I see your still being a D-bag today. It’s annoying, can’t a person just eat a salad without being associated with being healthy. I drink beer 7 out of 7 nights a week and smoke cigs..But in your mind I am standing up to bad health by eating a salad. That makes a lot of sense, about as much sense as someone punching you when a Volkswagen bug goes by. The only time the “VW bug punch” would be cool is if I actually owned one. It would be cool to know that every time I drove by a school bus some kid was getting punched. The downside to this is that owning one automatically makes people suspicious of your sexuality. I am almost 30 and single, I don’t need people assuming I am gay. Not that there is anything wrong with it, But I am not. Another thing I really hate is when girls talk………. about not being able to find a good guy on their facebook statuses. Yeah we get it, you met a guy in a club and it didn’t work out. Who could of predicted a relationship you built from meeting a guy in a club and taking him home and fucking him wouldn’t work out. I am as shocked as you. The funniest part about these status updates is it will go something like this. Update 1- ” Guys suck, why can’t I find a good one” update 2- ” I love Chris Brown”. Girls who judge people off of the scientific theory that other girls with bigger boobs or nicer asses are sluts also drive me crazy. I dated a girl with this amazing ability to tell if someone is a slut once. She didn’t need to know anything about the girl to be able to judge her. She just had to look at another girls facebook pictures and see some cleavage to “know” she was a slut. Then she decided to tell me my friends were sluts, because somewhere in a girls mind they think telling a guy a girl is a slut will turn us off of her. She also, like many girls, pointed out the obvious that guys are horny all the time. I like when girls bring this up they act as if they just discovered something new. ” OH MY GOD, all you guys do is think with your dick”. This statement is true sometimes I admit. If we are in a bar and your rubbing your ass and tits all over me,then this might be the case, but it’s not true all the time. I don’t go to a vending machine and say, ” What will it be today cock”. So too you ladies who say we only think with our dicks,…. feel free to BLOW my MIND.